Thursday, January 29, 2009

Masturbation is healthy, hey?

(Illseed News) A recent study will have men shaking in their boxers if they choked the chicken a bit too much in their younger years.
Researchers at the University of Nottingham have determined that men who masturbate often in their 20s and 30s are far more prone to developing prostate cancer.
The scientists surveyed 800 men and about half of them had suffered from prostate cancer.
The same data could be attributed to gentlemen that got their mack on frequently with the ladies, but the higher sexual activity was generally credited the act of self-love.
Ironically, men over 40 that jerk-off or shag a lot of babes can reduce the risk of prostate cancer.
Masturbation clearly needs a great publicist to stop this bad press.

Um, thanks G-d for making it perfectly clear to us in your holy Torah how dangerous this is...

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

why blog when you can Vlog?

To Hashem is the earth and its fullness,

No one reads anymore. We were all raised on television.

Luckily, Youtube came around and now each and everyone

of us can "broadcast ourselves". With attention spans sinking

and the average American vocabulary being an abysmal reminder

of the sate of education in these United States, why not Vlog, or video

blog? Just create a channel and talk away.

That way, even if you don't know fancy words, your tone will say

it all.

Thanks and may G-d Almighty bless each and everyone of you

with everything you need both physically and spiritually.

Ronen Levi Yitzchak Segal, the son of Israel the Levi